Wednesday, July 23, 2008

ODE TO PANDORA.

I COME HOME FROM _______. 
I TAKE OFF EVERYTHING, LEAVING ON ONLY THE "ESSENTIALS". I BEGIN PREPARING MY EVENING MEAL WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SIGNING ON TO PANDORA.COM. THAT WAY, I CAN EAT MY MEAL AND ROCK OUT WITH MY "COCK" OUT. THIS, MY FRIENDS, IS MY DAILY ROUTINE.  IN RESPONSE TO WHAT I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE ASKING, PANDORA.COM IS AN AUTOMATED MUSIC RECOMMENDATION /INTERNET RADIO SERVICE CREATED BY THE MUSIC GENOME PROJECT. I SETUP MY STATIONS ACCORDING TO MY MUSIC PREFERENCE AND PANDORA PROVIDES  WITH A MYRIAD OF SONGS IN MY STATION.  PLUS, I GET SAY WHETHER I LIKE OR DISLIKE EACH SONG THEY  AND PANDORA TAKES NOTE OF MY ACTIONS.  I'VE BEEN A MEMBER FOR A COUPLE MONTHS NOW AND REP THAT SITE TO THE FULLEST, LOL. HONESTLY IT'S TOO FUCKING AWESOME TO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE TO YOU IN WORDS, JUST GET YOUR OWN SUBSCRIPTION, IT'S FREE. 

1. A SAMPLING OF MY OWN RADIO STATIONS
- FLASHBACK RADIO: kelis, bjork, m.i.a., peaches etc.
- RES RADIO: res, amy winehouse, alice smith, alicia keys etc.
- RIOT RADIO: paramore, panic at the disco, ok go etc.
- MISUNDERSTOOD RADIO: nina simone, etta james, ella fitzgerald etc.
- THE REALS RADIO: tribe called quest, nas, mos def etc.

GET IT? GOT IT? GOOOOOOD. 
(I just quoted the menacing roach from Family Guy, for those losers who didn't know;)

1 comment:

Chanel said...

Pandora is my lifeblood! I am addicted to my john legend station right now. All the good grooves pop up. The blog looks fab FYI