Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I WHOLE HEARTEDLY HATE THESE


THESE JEANS BETTER NOT BE THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE, BECAUSE THAT WILL ILLUSTRATE HOW LITTLE HOPE AND DIGNITY IS REALLY LEFT IN THIS WORLD...IF I GO OUT INTO THE STREET AND SEE SOME "FASHIONISTA" ROCKING THESE SORRY EXCUSES FOR A PAIR OF JEANS...I MIGHT LOSE ALL CONTROL. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, THE LOW WAISTED-SOGGY CROTCH JEAN WAS NEVER A HOT LOOK AND IT BETTER NOT EVER BE!! DON'T THESE JEANS JUST MAKE MAD YOU MAD (a lil bit)? THE ONLY REASON I WOULD ROCK THEM IS IF I WANTED MY ASS AND LEGS (lower half of my body essentially) TO LOOK MISHAPPEN, MISFIGURED AND (worst of all) FLAT, FLAT, FLAT. I WISH I HAD THE POWER TO SIMULTANEOUSLY BURN EVERY PAIR OF THESE JEANS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH... I'M JUST SO MAD RIGHT NOW...

SIDE NOTE: IF YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THESE JEANS, THEN BY ALL MEANS CHECK OUT THE REST OF THE LINE ORPHAN JODPHUR HERE. ACTUALLY EVERYTHING ELSE BESIDES THESE ATROCITIES IS PRETTY CUTE :)

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