Tuesday, January 29, 2013

I WAS ON MY WAY TO SLEEP, WHEN I SAW THIS

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLS NO.



Y'ALL NEED TO GET YOUR BOO GIOVANNA PLOWMAN (a name that surely ensures her rightful place amongst pornography's greatest) for making a youtube video where she SUCKED HER OWN USED TAMPON and gaining instant internet celebrity.

I've always believed that the craziest shit you just can't make up.  Ms. Plowman has set the bar pretty high and it's only January!  I wish I could say that she is just a crazy attention whore, but sadly there are fiery rumors swirling the internet that she has since committed suicide earlier this week, allegedly because she couldn't handle the hate she was getting from her cray-cray youtube video.  Sadly, her issues went way deeper than the lengths she was willing to go for self promotion.  Not everyone is convinced that the announcement of her death is completely legit, but whether it is or it isn't, she's clearly deranged.  Oh 2013, you're like a warm, melty, snuggly hug.

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