Hey y'all (is anyone even out there?)
I missed the shit out of my blog and sharing the stuff that I love and hate daily. I don't know what I'm going to post, but guarantee it will be fancy and free.
New things about me since we last spoke:
1.) I moved back home from Washington DC to San Francisco, CA
2.) I'm older (clearly)
3.) I'm single (pretty much) and pr-pr-PROUD!!
4.) I realized I wasn't about to get into another serious relationship/have a baby anytime soon, but I needed some unconditional love, so I got a dog, named her George, and we been boos ever since.
Anyways, I might be burdening you guys with more of my emotional lamentations, which I'm sure you'll be able to stomach it in time. Back to the ridiculous debauchery that is my existence! wheeee!!!